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前幾天我猜的工作人員打電話來，                                                                             
要請我上“真的假不了“這個單元，                                                                               
以我的專業昆蟲知識，                                                                              
假裝成一個用昆蟲來作畫的畫家，                                                                               
因為國外真的有一個這樣的畫家，                                                                                
利用昆蟲的足，觸鬚，翅膀，
創作出了很多很多作品還開展覽..
                                                                                                                                                               
本來他看了我的照片說我長得我太年輕，                                                                                
會被識破，                                                                               
想要請我找年紀看起來大一點的懂昆蟲的人..                                                                                
可是我實在找不到這樣的人又能上節目掰的，                                                                               
他只好又問我願不願意試試看，                                                                               
看我如果說得很像能不能騙到特別來賓..                                                                               
我想說也蠻好玩的，                                                                               
反正我就用我的昆蟲知識盡量掰，                                                                               
讓他們覺得我狠專業就會很像真的了..                                                                                
還要在節目中謊報我28歲.. =.=                                                                                                                                                              
                                                                                
結果他就開始跟我討論內容，                                                                               
包括用過什麼蟲作畫，
用什麼方法控制蟲等等的..                                                                                
我除了參考那個真正的作家的採訪內容之外，                                                                               
也加入了很多我自己的創意，                                                                               
想一些方式改變昆蟲行為，                                                                                
可能氣味，光線，                                                                               
甚至讓他們喝酒，喝咖啡，麻醉或是興奮，                                                                               
讓他們在畫紙上行走甚至用翅膀印出我想要的畫風，                                                                               
越想越好玩很想之後真的抓一些蟲來試試看~
呵呵
                                                                               
那個工作人員很開心的說太感謝我了~                                                                                
原本這些內容是他該想的我都幫他想好了，                                                                               
希望我錄影時可以成功的騙到來賓!
                                                                                                                
今天去錄的時候，                                                                               
遇到了另外兩位，都是真正的奇人軼事，                                                                               
只有我是假的!                                                                                
一位是之前購物頻道的女主持人，                                                                               
他後來變成很厲害的賽車手得了很多獎，                                                                               
穿低胸性感裝來錄影真的完全不像賽車手!                                                                                
然後另一個大概只有150cm的女生，                                                                               
她只花了十五萬台幣在九個月中旅遊了九個國家，                                                                                
自己背著一個超大背包有時睡帳篷有時跟遊民睡路邊，                                                                               
還從尼泊爾騎腳踏車到西藏之類的..                                                                                                             
我問她不會有高山症嗎？                                                                              
她說有阿騎車的時候頭很痛!  Orz                                                                               
我在化妝間跟她聊天真的覺得她超酷~                                                                                
好像很沒什麼不小心就完成了這件事情一路上都很順利..                                                                                 
竟然遇到了一個比我還神經大條又樂觀又超幸運的人!                                                                               
很奇妙的感覺！ XD
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
錄影的時候我比上次不緊張很多，                                                                               
他們問我問題我就加油添醋的發揮，                                                                               
品冠問我有沒有用過蜈蚣作畫，                                                                               
我就說沒有，
因為我妹妹被蜈蚣咬過，                                                                               
腫狠大看起來超痛!                                                                              
我妹妹真的被蜈蚣咬過..    
                                                                          
潘瑋伯問我說用什麼蟲最困難，                                                                               
我就說有一類步行蟲會放屁，
有毒的臭屁，                                                                               
我之前抓了一隻讓牠把屁放完，                                                                               
以為牠不會再放了，                                                                               
因為照經驗來說一次一個屁，
要集氣集很久!                                                                               
不太會放連環屁，                                                                               
想不到要做畫時牠竟然又放了，
我就被牠的屁炸到，狠臭狠痛!                                                                               
呵呵                                                                                
這是我之前真的有跟放屁蟲玩過的經驗..

羅美玲蠻厲害的~
還知道蝴蝶翅膀上會有鱗粉，
問我說有鱗粉要怎麼上色?
我就跟他說 :
對! 鱗粉很好! 可以防水，
這樣上色後顏色很容易就洗掉了，
不會殘留在蝴蝶身上!
XD
蝴蝶翅膀的防水實驗我有自己做過 這個我了解~

其他還有一些昆蟲知識方面的問題                                                                               
我就輕鬆回答了                                                                                
然後要請來賓選他們覺得哪一個人是假的                                                                               
哈哈                                                                               
五個來賓兩個選一號 三個選三號                                                                                
都沒有一個人選我！                                                                               
我一直在心裡偷笑~
但是還是一臉真誠的模樣                                                                             
等揭曉時間到，請假的那位往前走一步...
                                                                                
我一往前走，                                                                               
大家都傻眼，然後都被噴乾冰，                                                                                
阿雅還跟我give me five ~                                                                               
說我一個看起來老實的年輕人怎麼會假的這麼像.. XD                                                                              
我跟大家解釋說因為我本身是一位昆蟲老師，                                                                                
還有從小就喜歡昆蟲，                                                                               
所以對昆蟲很了解!
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                
要走的時候那個工作人員跟我說謝謝~                                                                               
說我很厲害這集大成功!                                                                                
呵呵                                                                                 
真的狠有成就感～ :D
是一次非常有趣的錄影經驗!
 
好像是下禮拜六要撥吧~
不然就是再下一個禮拜
禮拜六晚上十點鐘，
中視 “ 我猜我猜我猜猜猜 ”，

歡迎有興趣的人來看我專業的騙人喔~ :D
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